Which one would he be?
I’m sticking to the Russian breeds for this comparison.
We start with the Borzoi (also known as the Russian Wolfhound):
Obviously a good dancer, and free with the smooches.
Also very flexible. But, did this one forget how to dog?
Next, the Black Russian Terrier.
Clearly fond of hugging people and launching ships.
Also a good dancer with fluffy hair.
The third option is the Moscow Water Dog.
Here he is watching his brother kiss his girlfriend.
And participating in a group ice bucket challenge.
Finally, the Russian Spaniel.
An excellent physical specimen, capable of striking a lovely pose.
But clearly a lost puppy.